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It's the plight of pregnant women everywhere, and I'm not talking about constipation. Damn that belly grabbing! No matter how hard I tried, I could never get people to stop pawing at me.
So maybe people will heed the words of everyone's favorite rapper-turned-minister-turned-dad, MC Hammer, eloquently quoted on this Disco Belly maternity shirt. Handscreened on 50/50 poly-cotton (good for stretching over the belly), these shirts will get you a guaranteed chuckle all while telling everyone to back the heck off in the most catchy of ways. -Kristen
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