B.Y.O.G.

I'm not sure which I'm dreading more -- the pain of labor and delivery, or the pain of labor and delivery in one of those hospital gowns that would clearly be too big for a 450lb linebacker.

So maybe it's not that bad, but the thought of wearing that sterile, practically see-through gown for the camera is enough to bring back first trimester morning sickness.

Thanks to Rachel Zinny of dearjohnnies, however, I am saved!

Having also dreaded the prospect of spending days in those awful hospital gowns, Rachel decided to make one of her own - complete with a heartier, thicker cotton and gorgeous ribbon edging. And while they are still totally hospital compliant (read: open in the back), they haven't been worn by (or bled on) by anyone else.

They come in four subtle, camera-ready patterns and make the perfect shower gift--particularly for that mom to be who has her make-up kit and her flat iron packed in her overnight hospital bag. With all those pictures, can you blame her? -Kristen

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